Hi! Got through the first weekend of my open studio alive. Decided to put my toe in the peace pest water again (weird metaphor) with this piece of silliness.
The Centers for Disease Control have issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lecthym (Pronounced "Gonna Re-elect
Him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed by
the Bush-Cheney-Rove-Ashcroft administration for the past 4 years,
and failing to take adequate measures to protect themselves.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthym
include: Antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of
grandeur with a messianic flavor; cognitive perseveration; inability
to incorporate new information into a rigid idee fixe; xenophobia;
inability to accept responsibility for actions; and a strong
propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing thinking.
This epidemic is out of control. MMWR reports it has already resulted
in brain death in over 59,000,000 Americans. New CDC Director
Archbishop Burke has ordered a halt to research into the disease
after determining the disease is incurable and is merely God's will.
Apparently, however, at least 55,000,000 of us have natural immunity
and are poised to lead a brief but exciting life right after the
rapture begins and our afflicted fellow Americans ascend to their
eternal reward. Godlessness has its rewards.
This one isn't funny. My friend Nick, who sent it to me, says. "...... don't' read this, unless you are ready to be made insanely angry all over again." It's really a terrific piece on the nature of war.